Well, I finally got to “onime”, or rather to its highest incarnation – light novel, aka light novel. Therefore, we ask you to take away from the screen all those who only watch Japanese porn cartoons, or at least prepare them for the phrase “a harem with well-developed characters and a good plot.”. Because only weak-willed anime fans are not able to accept this fact, and if they do, they will become real weeboos… He will not be able to live in denial, he will not be able to consider himself “normal”, he cannot be the same. You are ready to become aware of your disgusting self, which encourages incest and other perversions? Then get ready to taste champagne with a taste of women’s panties – this is DxD.
Ahem-ahem… Sorry, it’s just that the plot of this highly artistic work needs to be expressed with the laconicism it deserves. The scene is a typical female Japanese high school, where “quite by accident” they began to recruit hyperactive cock-bearers with eternal puberty in both heads. And, this has never happened, and here again, the main character, Hyoudou Issei, enters there – a normal guy, a fabulous fucker, and just a wonderful young person in the prime of his sexual desire. Well, having gone through the typical everyday life of this character, namely spying on girls (well, hell, if I had such girls at school, I would do the same!) and a group viewing of pornographic films, a brunette finally approaches him, which is why his spiritual phallus soars, as if he had heard the mantras of Nikita Borisovich Dzhigurda himself. Then the first date goes surprisingly smoothly and now they have already reached the fountain in the park, when suddenly, her cute dress is replaced by a BDSM costume from Adidas with black wings on her back and, like a seasoned gopar, she pierces his virgin body with her light spear-miscarriage. Well, it would seem that there was an unexpected happy ending and nothing foreshadowed salvation, but then “Chekhov’s bazooka” fires. Why not a gun?. You seriously don’t understand?!
Well, somehow, Issei wakes www.casino-pub.co.uk up at home and doesn’t understand what’s going on. Friends don’t remember his girlfriend, or they’re conscious pussies, and the phone number doesn’t work. Feeling stupid (which is strange – this feeling should be constant), he returns to the park and only after hearing the cherished “They say we’re young and we don’t know… We won’t find out until we grow.», already a man in black (or maybe he’s black himself) pierces him with a light spear-discharge. Well, he runs away, noticing the second appearance of the red-haired “Chekhov’s bazooka”. Well, the main character wakes up again, only with naked bazookas, named Rias Gremory, and his parents did not miss the opportunity to burn everything down (“Darling, our son is banging a chick! Come on, what position? And he covered his sword with armor?! Yes, I didn’t look… Why are you so unlucky, let me at least dig a hole with a drill. "). As a result, the circumstances of the case are as follows – Issei is a demon, Rias and others are also demons, so Issei will have to spin and spin in these dysfunctional circles. Otherwise, either ardent Christo-sectarians will torture him, or his fallen guts will be released. This is how the adventure of a young demon pervert begins, who is very lucky with his demoness mistress.
Uhhh… That was too laconic… Hmm, so, despite all the concentration of nonsense and stupid jokes that I piled on at the beginning, this is roughly how it reads in general – the plot is stubborn, and it is so well focused. Now imagine the following picture: There is a story that tells how, in a war against two dragons, the most important creature in the world, the Christian God, died. The world is breaking down, dragons are still alive, and other gods begin to fight for power over mere mortals, including demons. Interesting isn’t it? And then fuck, fuck, fuck! The author decided to brazenly mix into the “A” plot the same “B” plot, where the schoolboy Hyoudo turned into a demon, gained strength and begins to realize the dream of creating a mega-milk harem! So that’s the whole point of High School DXD. This is trash that combines these elements so much that you want to laugh. One musical theme of the main character is worth something.
Well, a few examples of how stubborn this work is. There is a whole chapter where Hyoudou visits the base of the fallen angels Grigori, where all the higher ranks live and conduct various experiments. And it all ended very colorfully: the head of the fallen angels, who went to Japanese shows, tries to strengthen the Main Character with the help of a trap in the form of a huge hammer, which rushes towards poor fellow Hyoudo; His friend, the trap-hikikomori vampire (yes, there is such crap), with the help of surgical improvements, was turned into a flying box (because the vampire is so socially phobic that he hides from people in the box) with just a huge arsenal of missiles of all varieties and colors; And his girlfriend Akeno, a cross between a demon and a fallen angel, is dressed in a BDSM costume and whips her masochistic father, who is also the head of the fallen angels.
And this is adjacent to the development of characters, for example, Issei’s comrades are experiencing their internal problems, with impossibly cool battles, such as the final battle with Riser Phenex, where at first he radiated pathos and eventually somehow connected his brain to win… Not to mention the fact that the world often trolls the main character – this is when, during the hunt for a familiar, instead of a beautiful and cute fairy, he saw a real mountain of muscles on steroids or Yukiona, who in mythology is presented as a sweet snow lady, but in fact is a white gorilla. Well this is just wonderful.
Uh… Well, I want to summarize some of the results, without any more brutal spoilers. High School DXD is a light novel oxymoron. In it, the world calmly indulges the main character, but often trolls him in all sorts of different ways. This is a typical harem, but with the development of the main character and secondary characters, overcoming difficult situations. This is complete nonsense, but genital nonsense… that is, brilliant. This is difficult to convey through an anime adaptation, which for obvious reasons sucks, you need to read it yourself, so that later you look like a stupid degenerate when trying to retell it all… Yes, yes, like me now. Well, you need to look for the translation here, and eat the continuation here, although the translations are different, they are quite high quality. And that’s all, and metal to everyone!